Old Car Revivalist T-Shirts

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Sailor in Car.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"It's a hybrid!"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Run from the hills!

Chicken Coupe.

Parts of an automobile

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

TS Motors Inc.

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"She's family."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

High Tech/Low Tech.