Old Car Revivalist T-Shirts

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Sailor in Car.

"What old school? This is my life."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"It's a hybrid!"

Run from the hills!

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Mine's camper."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Chicken Coupe.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

If this van's a rockin'...

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Parts of an automobile

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

TS Motors Inc.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Rest area - 12 mile.

"She's family."