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'Let's call him lucky!'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Welcome to Hollywood

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

The Oil of Iran

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

Is this meeting a prequel or a sequel to the last one?

'Our main priority is to protect all of the innocent oil that has become caught up in this conflict.'

Hollywood Studio - 'We can only pay you $20million for your next film - video piracy is killing the film industry.'

"No offense, Lou, but you're a money guy, not a movie guy."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'I need to upgrade my 32 screens to digital so I'd like to borrow all you've got.'

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"Petro-dollars do not grow on trees, my son."

'Could you lend us some money to buy you out?'

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

'This is the Textile King, the Shipping King, the Real Estate King and the plain ole King.'

Esso stand at a perfume counter.

'We know about sanctions. It's spelled EMBARGO!'

"I'm working harder than I ever have, but all I get out of it is larger and larger paychecks."

"Good news! I sold the movie rights to your accident for 50 Grand!"