Oil Industry Awareness Gifts

Evolution.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

Libyan Crude Oil

Snake in the grass...

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Car Breast-Feeding

Ethanol and foreign oil.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Take me to your leader. . .

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Oil in Nigeria.

Keystone XL

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

There's no real oil emergency...

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Army Man Playset 2020

Energy trap.

Camel In The Tent