Oil Enigma Aficionado Gifts

'Maybe complimentary refills wasn't such a good idea.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

US Energy Needs.

Car Breast-Feeding

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Fuels paradise.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Oil Industry Safety.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Oil Price

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Rising Oil Prices.

History of Gasoline.

Libyan Oil

Stocks were up today on news that most of us have no @#%^ clue why stocks go up or down.

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

Improvised Economic Device

Expensive oil.

Low oil prices.

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

Diesel Prices

ATM at gas station.

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Essential Motor Oils