Offline Shopping Pillows

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'I found him on the internet.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Gerald Ratner's return

Online Shopping.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

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"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."