Offline Shopper Pillows

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'She's so put together!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'I found him on the internet.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Everything's gone up."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Online Shopping.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'