Offline Shopper T-Shirts

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'She's so put together!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'I found him on the internet.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Everything's gone up."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Online Shopping.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'