Outlet Shopper T-Shirts

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

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'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Everything's gone up."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Self-Checkout.

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Irregulars

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."