Offline Shopping Prints

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'I found him on the internet.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Gerald Ratner's return

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Online Shopping.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'We're e-bankrupt.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

Terms and conditions

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'