Online Shoppers Prints

"If you purchased this guy's everlasting soul, here are some of his friends who may be willing to sell you theirs."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

'Are you happy, dad? I'm good on reading! I can read fish dealers' websites... your credit card number...'

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

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"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

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'I found him on the internet.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

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"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Online Shopping.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

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"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'