Internet Shopper Prints

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

Police and victim standing in empty room - 'Looks like your wife has discovered selling on ebay'.

'Enough EBAY already!'

'Anyone order something from Amazon?'

'This is one of the pitfalls of shopping online ...'

'It didn't look that big on eBay!!'

"Excuse me. I'm new at this. Where do I click to add to my shopping cart?"

'My credit card number is none of their beeswax!'

"I warned you not to order your medicine on the internet!"

People who bought a set of hunting knives also bought gloves, duct tape, rope. . .

"Thanks to the holiday-traffic avoidance kit I bought off the Internet, we'll be at the store and back in no time."

Dennis realised how much time his wife had spent on ebay, when he started to receive bad feedback.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Well what do you expect, bidding for a goldfish on the internet!'

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

'How come you're not registered anywhere on E-Bay?'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"It looked different on the internet."

'I thought I'd ordered a toaster!'

"It's just not the same."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

The Official Covid-19 Diet

'I found him on the internet.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."