Office Wits Pillows

Bring comfort and humor to any workspace or home office with witty pillows that celebrate the clever side of office life and make a statement on any chair or sofa.

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'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll' mockup

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

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"This position has become very important to the company."

"This position has become very important to the company." mockup

"This position has become very important to the company."

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I'm a self-made man!

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'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?' mockup

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

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'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.' mockup

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

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How are you at decision making?

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"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"A one-word email reply... classic power move." mockup

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

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Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots. mockup

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

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'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.' mockup

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

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'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.' mockup

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

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"Lovely dovetail."

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"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you." mockup

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

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'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.' mockup

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

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"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?" mockup

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

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"Who's your daddy corporation?"

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"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom." mockup

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

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"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..." mockup

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

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'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.' mockup

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

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"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!" mockup

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

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'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!' mockup

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

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"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!" mockup

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

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'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?' mockup

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

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'Where's the fun in being an employer if you can't spontaneously sack someone anymore.'

'Where's the fun in being an employer if you can't spontaneously sack someone anymore.' mockup

'Where's the fun in being an employer if you can't spontaneously sack someone anymore.'

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'I see you have extensive experience eating, sleeping, and mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the college graduates who have applied.'

'I see you have extensive experience eating, sleeping, and mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the college graduates who have applied.' mockup

'I see you have extensive experience eating, sleeping, and mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the college graduates who have applied.'

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"You're late, Myers!"

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"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof." mockup

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

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"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck." mockup

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

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If your ideas are 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration...

If your ideas are 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration... mockup

If your ideas are 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration...

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'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...' mockup

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

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'Your bonus as promised.'

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'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!' mockup

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

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'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.' mockup

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

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'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.' mockup

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

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"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp." mockup

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

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'If all your staff are happy and uncomplaining, you are paying them too much...'

'If all your staff are happy and uncomplaining, you are paying them too much...' mockup

'If all your staff are happy and uncomplaining, you are paying them too much...'

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Office Wits Pillows Collection

Office Wits Mugs

Explore our collection of witty office mugs that bring humor and personality to every coffee break.

Office Wits Prints

Browse our amusing prints designed to bring a witty touch to your office decor or workspace walls.

Office Wits T-Shirts

Discover our range of clever office t-shirts, perfect for adding a touch of wit to your casual workwear.