Office Training Pillows

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Copycats

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Here and There Trays

"Morning, all!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Working hours.

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'