Office Seminars Pillows

'What a great web-inar presentation! How about an encore?'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Office meeting

"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

The Card Flinger

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.