Office Sorcerer Gifts

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Computer Expert

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

If Disney was a software company

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Smoke and mirrors.

Witch's Brew.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Inkwell Genie.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Windows or Mac?

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"We're hoping for an upturn in the 5th quarter."

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Once the treasurer has passed out his reports, he will field some questions...'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

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