Office Sorcerer Pillows

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Computer Expert

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Smoke and mirrors.

Witch's Brew.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Inkwell Genie.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"We're hoping for an upturn in the 5th quarter."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'Once the treasurer has passed out his reports, he will field some questions...'

"What a midfield wizard!"

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money