Office Romance Reader T-Shirts

'-but if ONE computer cuts our workload in half think of the fun we could have with TWO!'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Layer cake

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Love Birds love dancing together

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"Way too much tongue!"

Book Lovers in Richmond

Upper West Side Story

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

"Oh I wonder, wonder who, ba dum-dum, who, who wrote the book of love?"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

My husband doesn´t understand you.

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Bookworm Romance

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'