Office Romance Reader Gifts

'-but if ONE computer cuts our workload in half think of the fun we could have with TWO!'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Layer cake

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Love Birds love dancing together

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

Book Lovers in Richmond

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Upper West Side Story

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Way too much tongue!"

"Oh I wonder, wonder who, ba dum-dum, who, who wrote the book of love?"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

My husband doesn´t understand you.

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

Bookworm Romance

I love how this writer revels in romantic passion. And defends challenging boyfriends. She embraces passion even if hearts are broken. She got my heart racing! How was your book? Boring. You wouldn't like it.

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

'Nice try, but I'm still not feeling any chemistry between us.'

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

"Wanna do lunch?"