Office Procedures Gifts

"Take a number - then a letter - now 3 numbers, another letter, finally, 4 numbers."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Copycats

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Morning, all!"

Working hours.

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'