Office Procedures Gifts

"Take a number - then a letter - now 3 numbers, another letter, finally, 4 numbers."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Copycats

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Here and There Trays

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Working hours.

"Morning, all!"

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'