Office Plants Gifts

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

'No, this doesn't make up for canceling my vacation!'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Lumbar support animal

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The original paperless office

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'