Office Plant Advocate Gifts

Some people are in worse condition than this poor cactus.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

The original paperless office

All Natural Nothing

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The sea 2050.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Raining Leaves.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Ignoring Climate Change

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

Heart Disease Menu

Earth Day Summit.

'I wanted you in a position where I felt you could grow.'

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

"We're on track for net zero."

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"I'm thinking of turning green..."

Climate Change Report

Ecology