Office Plant Advocate Pillows

Some people are in worse condition than this poor cactus.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Politically Correct Snowperson

All Natural Nothing

The original paperless office

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The sea 2050.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Raining Leaves.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Heart Disease Menu

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

Earth Day Summit.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

Ignoring Climate Change

'I wanted you in a position where I felt you could grow.'

"We're on track for net zero."

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"I'm thinking of turning green..."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"It's not easy being green…"

Climate Change Report