Office Plant Nurturer Gifts

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

Allotment

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

An old man growing berries

Just Stop Boil

Bird Torture.

Insect extinction

'In Love'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

The Music Seed

'That plant food really works!'

Nature Lovers

Population rocket

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Earth Mother