'You have a 24-hour virus? Sorry, sir -- we just work an 8-hour day here.'
Office Hours Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for the office hours enthusiast? Our collection features humorous and clever items that highlight the importance of time management. Perfect for those who take pride in their daily routines, our products add a touch of fun to any workspace.
"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"
"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"
"This place has the best happy hour."
'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'
"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."
Lemonade Inc.
"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."
'No standing while room is in motion.'
"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."
Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.
"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"
"Think we'll still make happy hour?"
'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'
"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."
"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."
"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."
'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'
Busy office.
Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment
Home Business - Electric Stapler.
Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.
"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."
"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."
'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."
(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")
"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."
Infinity Tavern
"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."
"The Ususal, Mr. B?"
"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."
Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.
'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'
401K
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
Office Hours Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Office Hours Enthusiast Mugs
Discover a range of office hours enthusiast mugs that combine humor and style, perfect for brightening up mornings and keeping productivity on track.
Office Hours Enthusiast Pillows
Find playful and inspiring office hours enthusiast pillows to add personality and comfort to your workspace or home office.
Office Hours Enthusiast Prints
Browse our engaging office hours enthusiast prints to bring humor and motivation into your daily work environment.
Office Hours Enthusiast T-Shirts
Explore our collection of office hours enthusiast t-shirts, designed for those who take pride in their busy schedules with wit and flair.