"My first day was unusual. There was no one there to show me around so I had to just poke around and familiarise myself with the place."
Office First Timer Gifts
Looking for a cheerful way to welcome a first-time office worker? Our collection of products combines humor and originality, helping newbies feel confident and appreciated as they start their professional journey. Ideal for office first timers eager to make a great impression and brighten their workspace.
"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"
No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.
"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."
Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'
So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?
"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."
"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."
In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.
'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'
Lemonade Inc.
Lumbar support animal
"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"
Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.
"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."
'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'
'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'
'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'
Busy office.
'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'
Home Business - Electric Stapler.
"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."
'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'
The vice-president in charge of sincerity
Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment
'Would you all please congatulate...'
'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'
'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'
'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'
Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.
Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!
''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'
'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'
Office First Timer Gifts Collection
Office First Timer Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous and inspiring mugs designed specifically for office first timers—great for coffee lovers starting their new job.
Office First Timer Pillows
Discover our cozy pillows featuring fun slogans, ideal for brightening up a new office or home workspace.
Office First Timer Prints
Find inspiring and amusing prints that celebrate new job milestones—perfect for decorating a fresh workspace with personality.
Office First Timer T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts perfect for new employees to showcase their enthusiasm and sense of humor in the workplace.