Office First Timer Pillows

Add a cozy touch to their new workspace or home office with a fun pillow featuring a humorous message about being a first-time office worker, making every day a little brighter.

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"My first day was unusual. There was no one there to show me around so I had to just poke around and familiarise myself with the place."

"My first day was unusual. There was no one there to show me around so I had to just poke around and familiarise myself with the place."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Lemonade Inc.

Lemonade Inc.

Lumbar support animal

Lumbar support animal

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

Busy office.

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

Office First Timer Pillows Collection

Office First Timer Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous and inspiring mugs designed specifically for office first timers—great for coffee lovers starting their new job.

Office First Timer Prints

Find inspiring and amusing prints that celebrate new job milestones—perfect for decorating a fresh workspace with personality.

Office First Timer T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts perfect for new employees to showcase their enthusiasm and sense of humor in the workplace.