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Office Culture Critique Gifts
Looking for gifts that cleverly comment on office life? Our collection of products humorously critiques workplace culture, perfect for those who love witty insights into office antics. Whether for a coworker, boss, or yourself, find items that make light of everyday office quirks with a touch of humor and intelligence. Add some laughter to the workplace with our creative designs that celebrate the realities and humor of office environments.
"We'd like you to be the quirky but lovable teen-age daughter,"
'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'
"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"
"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"
'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'
"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."
"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."
"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"
"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."
21st century water cooler conversations.
Boss's Desk Says No!
"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."
"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."
"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."
'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'
"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."
'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'
The best financial decision I ever made.
"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."
"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."
'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'
"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."
"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."
'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'
'These are job perks.'
"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."
"At this office no two days are different."
Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.
"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"
"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."
After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.
'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'
'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'
'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'
Office Culture Critique Gifts Collection
Office Culture Critique Mugs
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