Office Banter Participant Pillows

'It's signed by the entire office. You're not too popular areound here, are you?'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"I hear you may do a baby."

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

When you talk about my debt to society, I thought that only referred to criminals.

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

"Got your e-mail and the answer is yes, I can pass you the stapler."

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

"Until we get more employees to join, we'll just have to roll with the paunches."

"Julie...would you cancel my 4 o'clock please...?"

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

'The boss is just a carrier - he doesn't get panic attacks, he just gives panic attacks!'

Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.

Isn't that a surveillance camera?

"I hope your day is going bad."

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'Have a great day, but not at my expense.'

'I want you guys to be aware that a dog-eat-dog environment works for me.'

' And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...'

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"