Offbeat Event Organizers Pillows

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting by numbers.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Extra Long-jump

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

Prize vegetables with rude names.

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"Fritz, you dropped the ball again, this year! You realize what this means...."

Gay pride parade, St. Patricks Day float that 'Started it All - Irish Village People'

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

Tombola Winner

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

"Would you like to buy a commemorative photo of your firing?"