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Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting by numbers.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Extra Long-jump

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

Off Off Off Off Broadway

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"Would you like to buy a commemorative photo of your firing?"

Tombola Winner

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"