Offbeat Bettor Pillows

"I gotta pack of M&Ms on the orange mare."

Imagine

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Post Game Day Betting.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'I'm all in.'

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

A bet over spelling

Bottom House

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

"We found this in your brain."

Aggressive investing.

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

"You're under arrest. . . fly tipping."

"Yeah, I'm okay. Just picking up the pieces after a traumatic investment."

'I should have stuck to my hunch, to stay at home.'

Boris Johnson and the Stock Market

"Let's face it, you could back the wrong horse in a one-horse race!"

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!'

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

'Out to Hunch.'

'I KNEW I should have hedged that election bet!'

Clancy:Breaking Even at the Races

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"