Offal Aficionado Gifts

'The bad news is we have to amputate your liver - the good news is it'll be great with onions!'

Aunt Bess's Entrail Pie, 'it's Offally Good.'

'Hey! You let Paul in first! What am I - chopped liver?!...'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

hard-boiled egg...

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Please Drove Carefully.

Country Bumpkin.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Can he come out and play?'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

COWMIKAZES

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

A Palindrome Cow.

I've located your problem, luv!

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"A little lamb please."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

Rattlecornsnake

GLOO!