Odor Slayer Pillows

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Fumes from furniture

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

Knights of the iPhone

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"This year, no coal for the bad guys!"

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"You killed it, you clean it."

'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'

"Your sermon had everyone at rapt attention. Good move cutting the church WiFi."

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

'Your presentation left them open-mouthed. Every one of them was yawning!'

'This will kill the spores.'

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

'Hank, if I find one more of these things in the lawn, I'm going to throw away that damn crossbow.'

"Exorcising one's demons."

"Whew ... now he needs some roll-on deodorant."

One man and his dog odour spray.

'I get that a lot.'

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'