Odor Obliterator Pillows

'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'

Fumes from furniture

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

Deodorant for Compost.

One man and his dog odour spray.

"Whew ... now he needs some roll-on deodorant."

Dept. of funny smells

Smelly fish.

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'

At the underarm odor judge training program, something plucks a chord..."

Smell No Evil

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

Acme Fertilizers - Man Smells Something Funny.

"No, for the last time, I don't smell 'something funny.' Perhaps you and I simply have a different sense of humor."

Free samples Limburger Cheese

Skunk Scent Killer

'How did you know I have a foot fetish?'

Deodorant required.

"That old woman is my best customer. She lives in a shoe."

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."