Odor Slayer Mugs

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Fumes from furniture

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

Knights of the iPhone

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

"This year, no coal for the bad guys!"

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'

"You killed it, you clean it."

"Your sermon had everyone at rapt attention. Good move cutting the church WiFi."

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

'This will kill the spores.'

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

'Your presentation left them open-mouthed. Every one of them was yawning!'

'Hank, if I find one more of these things in the lawn, I'm going to throw away that damn crossbow.'

Video Gamer

"Whew ... now he needs some roll-on deodorant."

One man and his dog odour spray.

"Exorcising one's demons."

'I get that a lot.'

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."