Stink Slayer Mugs

'I get that a lot.'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Giant slug attacks a city

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Your computer is not fully protected...

An archeologist uncovers a nasty stench in 'The Discovery of King TOOT-IN-COFFIN'.

Medicine.

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Internet crap.

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

'Your presentation left them open-mouthed. Every one of them was yawning!'

'This will kill the spores.'

"Josephine, my man!"

'Another ad for penis-enlargement.'

'Hank, if I find one more of these things in the lawn, I'm going to throw away that damn crossbow.'

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