Octopus Whisperer Gifts

'All right, that's it! Sylvia, tell the kids their saltwater aquarium has to go!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Local Knowledge

"Quick, start the car!"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Your shoe's untied.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Ice fisher.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"River well stocked this year."

"That is an outrageous slur."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'