Octopus Whisperer Gifts

'All right, that's it! Sylvia, tell the kids their saltwater aquarium has to go!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Local Knowledge

Speed Dating for Turtles

"Quick, start the car!"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Dog Dreams

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Ice fisher.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"That is an outrageous slur."

"River well stocked this year."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Man fishing with large bait

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.