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"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'I found the termites!'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Fishing for Litter

WC problem.

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Painting and decorating

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

The traveling Yard Sale.

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

Rep-Tiles.

Kitchen Made

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

Heaven - under new management.

'Look, I'm terribly sorry to interrupt you, but...'

New Power Shower.

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

'Can't you workmen use the canteen for your tea break ?'

'Help! I've painted myself into the fireplace...'

"They send me in after the works done to handle any complaints."

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '

"It used to be a window."