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"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'Another nice wave.'

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

octopus knitting a jumper...

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

A new meaning in the Roman

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Rainbow violin surfers

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

Home Ship Home

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

Snowglobe In Summer

Easter Island Decorating

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'. . . as shelves go it's okay - but I like to feel that my best work is ahead of me!'

Happy National Pride Month

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

"Last year it was macrame, this year it's Christianity"

'Disaster in the making...'

Cat Plastic Canvas Decoration Hungry for Bird Plastic Canvas Decoration

Surfer holds an umbrella to keep dry.

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

"The lighthouse keepers wife is a keen interior designer."