Oceanic Decorator Pillows

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Another nice wave.'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

octopus knitting a jumper...

A new meaning in the Roman

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Rainbow violin surfers

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

Home Ship Home

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

Snowglobe In Summer

Happy National Pride Month

Easter Island Decorating

'. . . as shelves go it's okay - but I like to feel that my best work is ahead of me!'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Last year it was macrame, this year it's Christianity"

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

'Disaster in the making...'

Surfer holds an umbrella to keep dry.

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

Cat Plastic Canvas Decoration Hungry for Bird Plastic Canvas Decoration

"You're hand-crafting cetaceans?" "It gives me a sense of porpoise"

"It had recently dawned on the Captain that his obsession was not, perhaps, entirely of his own making."