Ocean-inspired Crafter Pillows

Knitting an anchor

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Another nice wave.'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Sportknitting

Stitch one, pearl one...

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Rainbow violin surfers

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

" know a bargain when I see one!"

Boating trip

Mermaid

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

Cut out and keep your own snowman.

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

Woman knitting the sea

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

Scrapbooking in the 22nd Century.

'Disaster in the making...'

Easy knitting project

Knitting

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Surfer holds an umbrella to keep dry.

"You're hand-crafting cetaceans?" "It gives me a sense of porpoise"

At my house I can only use green.

'I had to break up with him. I couldn't stand the armpit noises.'

"Too pricey! Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?"