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'His head teems with new ideas.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Art of Surviving

'Another nice wave.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"Sold his air rights."

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Summer Sledding

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Oceanographer

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

"Thanks, dude, but I got this."

We small retailers have to stick together. To make one giant retailer.

'I have tried saying hello but he just ignores me.'

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

'I need 1000 bucks to tide me over until my ship comes in!'

Man driving a single wheel

"Look, let's just be gender-neutral about this and build a snowperson."

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

"This one almost got me!"

Castaway uses a PC instead of a bottle.

Businessman surfing on a computer in the sea

"Why is it so wet?"

"Who ordered the krill pizza?"