Oceanic Innovator T-Shirts

'His head teems with new ideas.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Art of Surviving

"Sold his air rights."

'Another nice wave.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Summer Sledding

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Oceanographer

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

"Thanks, dude, but I got this."

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

'I need 1000 bucks to tide me over until my ship comes in!'

We small retailers have to stick together. To make one giant retailer.

'I have tried saying hello but he just ignores me.'

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

Starfish enterprise.

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

Businessman surfing on a computer in the sea

Man driving a single wheel

"Look, let's just be gender-neutral about this and build a snowperson."

"This one almost got me!"

Castaway uses a PC instead of a bottle.

"Why is it so wet?"