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"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

Painting by the numbers for adults

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Painting the Ceiling

'I found the termites!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"I thought it was deeper here."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

WC problem.

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"I thought this was a do it YOURself project."

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

"We'd like to buy your house, then offer you the job of demolishing it."

Painting and decorating

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'