Underwater Renovator Prints

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

Painting by the numbers for adults

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Painting the Ceiling

'I found the termites!'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"I thought this was a do it YOURself project."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

WC problem.

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"We'd like to buy your house, then offer you the job of demolishing it."