Eco-renovator Prints

For Sale: An opportunity to help the environment

Painting by the numbers for adults

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Painting the Ceiling

'I found the termites!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

Solar Plant

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

You will always find a spot to garden

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

'Styrofoam.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"I thought this was a do it YOURself project."

Tree with Drain Pipe

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

WC problem.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'