Bathroom Renovator T-Shirts

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

F&E Shower and Tub Installers. You made a mistake installing my tub! What's your policy? We regrout the error.

New Power Shower.

Bathroom Chess

A leak of plumbers

WC problem.

'Look, I'm terribly sorry to interrupt you, but...'

Rep-Tiles.

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Painting the Ceiling

'I found the termites!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'How are you doing on your side?'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"I thought this was a do it YOURself project."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

Duck in a bathtub

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."