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All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

"I thought it was deeper here."

Deep sea diving problems.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Making fun of Starfish.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'Silent type, eh?'

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

The Octopuss.

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Fish with Shield

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

The ocean is no place for a star.

Gunfight at the O.K. Coral

'Who ordered the pizza?'

'HA! A creme pie doesn't have the same impact under water!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

Fish Farmer

'That's the worst case of rising damp I've ever seen!'

'We have met the anemone... and he is us!'

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

Revenge of the Fish

Octopus Lifting Weights

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

'It's OK guys, they're recreational SCUBA divers, not spear-fishermen...'

"Who farted?"

"Swiss Navy Knife."