Oceanic Humor Seekers Gifts

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

Jelly Fish

"What's that clicking sound?"

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

When the prey becomes the predator.

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

School Crossing

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

Fish's Revenge.

Caution! Wet floor! Slippery!