Oceanic Economist Gifts

It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

TTIP

Stimulus bust

We like crbn tax. Yay! Carbon tax!

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

'Ladies and gentlemen, the party's over.'

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

Tree's Tree Nursery. Of course we can plant them. We'll be right over! $. It's the only hedge fund I can get behind. Tree's Trees.

Ship of fools.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

'How was your date?'

German/Russian Relations: The Nord Stream Problem

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

The U.S. Energy Policy maze.

"Petro-dollars do not grow on trees, my son."

The Evolution of fish

"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."

European funds.

World Demand Price Up

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

Keep her steady!

"The upcoming story is on 'green pork.' It's either about state subsidies for solar power, or more trouble at Chipotle."

'We can't have a centrally planned economy, but we can have a centrally planned ecology.'

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

"I think of eating them as a form of nonverbal communication."