Oceanic Economist T-Shirts

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

We like crbn tax. Yay! Carbon tax!

Stimulus bust

TTIP

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'Ladies and gentlemen, the party's over.'

Ship of fools.

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

'How was your date?'

German/Russian Relations: The Nord Stream Problem

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

The U.S. Energy Policy maze.

"Petro-dollars do not grow on trees, my son."

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

World Demand Price Up

European funds.

"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

The Evolution of fish

Keep her steady!

"The upcoming story is on 'green pork.' It's either about state subsidies for solar power, or more trouble at Chipotle."

'Of course I've heard about Global warming... And I'm loving it!'

'We can't have a centrally planned economy, but we can have a centrally planned ecology.'

Businessman surfing on a computer in the sea

"I think of eating them as a form of nonverbal communication."