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'In the ebb and flow of today's economy, are we ebbing or flowing?'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

We like crbn tax. Yay! Carbon tax!

"Cat got your tongue?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

'Be patriotic. Food prices are rising. Eat less.'

Tree's Tree Nursery. Of course we can plant them. We'll be right over! $. It's the only hedge fund I can get behind. Tree's Trees.

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

School of Fish

'Cecil and Byron are going into pork futures but Preston is interested in banking.'

German/Russian Relations: The Nord Stream Problem

"How's your SCUBA diving instruction school doing?"

It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.

I finally turned lead into gold, and now my financial advisor tells me he's turned it all back into lead?

The U.S. Energy Policy maze.

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

"God, I hate these stuck up coastal elites!"

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'

"I guess this is me."

Dog makes a bank deposit.

"The upcoming story is on 'green pork.' It's either about state subsidies for solar power, or more trouble at Chipotle."

Fishing

'We can't have a centrally planned economy, but we can have a centrally planned ecology.'

'Of course I've heard about Global warming... And I'm loving it!'